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mummy: dont you have anything RED?
me: nope. inside outside i all buy black.
mummy: haiyo..
me: MY HAIR IS RED!!
i pestered kor for a photo on the bus XD
i was bored okayyyy.
i see the way kor plays his PSP non-stop, not giving a damn to anything around him,
i think of dasao & sighs.
fat one play laptop
medium one play DOTA
big one play psp. tsk tsk.
its a noisy family with different people.
this week's exclusive:
HOHOHO HAPPY CHEENA NEW YEAR!!
TO WHO? TO ME!!
COS I KENA EYE INFECTION AGAIN!!
ON THE OTHER EYE SOMEMORE!!
gee. how many eye infections can one siao char boh get in a lifetime?
sorry for the bad images & yes, im aware that my tv is in such a wrong position. 
secret recipe with angel (:
i found it hard to down my cake.
they were at bottles & bottles having moscato (:
i wanted ben & jerry's! jonathan was working there as well.
we chatted about life after death, revival of life & many other supernatural stuff.
we sent rach off & there was this very long flight of stairs
O$P$! 
angel & i waited for jonathan to get off work
think angel was too tired cos she asked pepper for her corn.
like how cool is that larrrrrrrrrr..
japanese_gal_2@hotmail.com
Friday, February 8, 2008
6:01 PM
OMFG i just watched KUNG FU DUNK!!
ill further elaborate about it later.
let me begin from the start of the day (:
oh yeah & to all taggers: kindly leave your big name so that i can know who you are.
if i do not know you, sorry to say chances are i wont reply.
OKAY! enough of the tagboard let's move onto the REAL stuff.
sad sad sad to say.
only 5 more days til valentines. nobody wants me lol.
& my eye is MUCH MUCH MUCH better.
luckily it didnt swell like last time or else it would have been impossible to hide it from mummy.
my contacts tore into half while it was still IN MY EYE.
the piercing pain urged me to take it off immediately.
the contacts was incomplete when i took it out.
well, i knew i had to find the other missing piece cos i cant possibly let it stay in my eye right. so yup. i got it out. heng arh.
daddy mummy & min hui went out on a movie marathon today at tiong.
they watched cj7! i only joined them after the movie for Burger King.
yummy yummy i love mushroom swiss double.
wati called while i was home alone today!
(wati is my ex ex ex ex maid)
omgsh i miss her so much lar. she's one of my favourites.
we chatted for like quite long i think? we're more like friends you see.
she's still in singapore, just that she's working for another family.
taking care of a pair of three year old twins (one girl one boy so cute right!!)
so cool, cos they will grow up & celebrate their birthdays together every year.
its been years since we last met. see when she free can meet up! ^^
mummy & her still keep close contact.
which is very seldom cos usually bosses & maids dont keep contact.
but im glad they did.
daddy was smoking when they thought of watching another movie.
nowadays daddy & mummy have became very steady.
especially mummy. she has even began dressing up in younger clothing! >.<
YES WE WATCHED KUNG FU DUNK!!
WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I LOVE JAY CHOU OKAY?!
& WHO SAID JAY CANT ACT?!
I SLAP YOU ARH?!
HE HAS IMPROVED A DARN LOT.
its a great movie. really. & im not saying this because jay is in it.
there's many famous good actors involved in the show as well.
the comedy got the audience laughing.
even mummy laughed.
know i love the way the aundience laughs hilariously together when wacthing a movie.
its like as if you're watching a movie with a bunch of funny people.
& for jay lovers, watch it cos he's super cute & handsome in the movie.
(like he always is *blink blink* lol)
i was telling min hui how WU ZUN cannot be compared to JAY.
come on lor. wanna compare?
im not saying that wu zun isnt good but, he really CANNOT be compared to jay.
seriously. here's why:
wu zun cannot act. REALLY. the man CANNOT ACT. right khim? XD
he sings..prettyyyyyy well........but still cant hit the notes that jay can.
& you have to admit that fahrenheit's dance moves are super amateur.
jay can play the PIANO
jay can play the VIOLIN
jay can play the DRUMS
jay can play the CELLO
jay knows KUNG FU (no kidding)
jay is really awesome at BASKETBALL
(not talking about the movie, he's really at it the sport himself)
jay COMPOSES
jay PRODUCES
jay DIRECTS & SO MUCH MORE
the guy's a TALENT GENIUS okay.
unlike other celebrities he has never attended any music school or whatsoever before.
its all in his talent. & i dont understand why people dont like him.
ps. i think mummy is also falling for jay after watching his movie
& after i explained jay to her. she even hummed along to his song just now!
hahahahhahaha so happy.
OMG JAY CHOU MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!
anyway, look what's for supper tonight! ^^ yummy.
okay i know what meiling & veron are thinking right now
but alcohol is like my warm milk before bed okay.
besides..not feeling exactly happy nowadays.
& its not PMS.
& right after supper i have to turn in cos
VERON & MEILING ARE COMING OVER TO THE ZHANG FU'S TO BAI NIAN TML!! YAY!!
-i have to learn how to be happy-
Thursday, February 7, 2008
10:26 PM
hmm. this is what i discovered.
actually it isnt the first time..
BLACK. i own it.
yay yay its the first day of chinese new year!
the time of the year when little children get all dressed up to meet their relatives
say auspicious lines & receive ang bows from people whom they know or not know.
mummy: dont you have anything RED?me: nope. inside outside i all buy black.
mummy: haiyo..
me: MY HAIR IS RED!!
i pestered kor for a photo on the bus XDi was bored okayyyy.
i see the way kor plays his PSP non-stop, not giving a damn to anything around him,
i think of dasao & sighs.
i pity all those girls out there whose bfs own a PSP.
but only those that bring their PSP along when they go dating with their gf.
that's a big no no. & a big -MINUS-.
(im not talking about my bro here. >.<>
but only those that bring their PSP along when they go dating with their gf.
that's a big no no. & a big -MINUS-.
(im not talking about my bro here. >.<>
its become a common thing spotting couples
where the guy gets engrossed with his gadget
while the girl's like wasting her time siting beside him
staring into blank space when she's actually with her bf.
that sounds so wrong lar.
go dating bring PSP for what, right? show off?
now everybody has one already so there's no need.
all you'll get is an unhappy girlfriend & extra baggage.
SO DON'T BRING YOUR PSP WHEN YOU GO DATING
cos it really sucks being the girl.
trust me, ive been there before.
aiyah in conclusion:
ALL GUYS WHO OWN A PSP ARE JERKS.
okay so as usual when everyone sees my sister they all go like
aiyohhhhhhhhhh AH PUIIIIIII!! BA BA leh ni!!
(aiyoh you have so much meat!!)
& then start squeezing her fats hahah.
they are like obsessed over her.
when we entered the house i saw someone whom i thought i knew long ago.
OMG it was mega jiejie! (my indonesian cousin)
i found my way to the sofa opposite hers, with my eyes not leaving her one second.
mummy: eh who is this?
mega jiejie: ...*smiles*
mummy: aiyo mega arh!!
mega: *smile gets broader*
mummy: woah you changed so much!
(i took a peek at her brother who used to crush on me.
he was super tall & super big in size. but the face still the same hahaha.)
mummy: haiyooooooooooo!! mega! you still remember who is this? (points to me)
me: (looks at mega with the most anticipating eyes)
mega: yating *looks at me & smilesssssssss*
woah when she said my name i happy til siao can? she still remembers!! YAY!!
she was my favourite jiejie when i was little.
she has completed her university & her sister is in japan studying arts!
HOW COOL IS THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
omg i love mega i love mega i love mega!!
but very soon they had to leave & all the aunties surrounded her
as i struggled keeping my eyes on her, waiting for her to look over here
so that i can wave bye to her.
i wanted to take a photo with her soooooooooooooo much!!
but i was stuck on my chair. hahaha i dont dare to ask her.
I SHY OKAY.
small ones play psp
aiyoh these two arh i tell you. damn cute.
they are like small mischevious hamsters
which i can easily lift up with one arm.
super light lar!
fat one play laptop
medium one play DOTA
big one play psp. tsk tsk.
its a noisy family with different people. big aunt was really cute.
she washed pears & apples & started cutting them for me & min hui.
we were fed non stop. my popo told me to take whatever i want.
be it bak kwa, ferrero rocher, pineapple tarts, love letters,
you name it, she bought it.
& then the fridge?
stocked with stacks & stacks of heineken, carlsberg, tiger beer,
soft drinks & packet drinks.
if there was a war, the first place ill head to is popo's house. LOL
big aunt went around handing tangerines to the adults & shouting
HUAT ARH!
super funny. i was the only one who laughed like a mad cow when she shouts huat arh.
so cute lar! can you imagine your big aunt shouting huat arh to other parents?
& then she said i was LAMB.
woah you very lamb leh.
lamb? i thought. oh she means LAME!
then there goes the non-stop mad cow laughter again.
after collecting my ANG BOWS!! >.<
went down to plaza sing to meet angel (:
i needed to go to the toilet badly.
i had my earpiece blasting loud music when i was on the escalator,
indian guy in his thirties standing in front of me turns around,
smiles at me & says something.
i cringed & removed my earpiece: what?
indian guy: (shyly) i said you look beautiful.
i said thank you with the most disgusted look on my face EVER
& changed the side of my escalator before anyone could say ALIBABA.
what the hell? you do not go around telling people you dont know that they are beautiful right??!! wa piang eh? you want me to get nightmares arh? CHEH.
(beautiful got what use, also nobody want XD)
then another funny guy appeared on the same escalator
but this time i was with angel.
the guy had just knocked off from work, was in uniform
& was talking very loudly on the phone so we noticed him.
he brisked across, taking over us.
think he was in a rush cos angel noticed that
he had forgotten to take his apron off.
so paiseh lar! (i mean for him)
so i began singing an atrocious song with no melody:
so i began singing an atrocious song with no melody:
OHHHHHH APRONNN!!! APRON!!
he ran off. -.-
me to angel: dont say i never help him hor. i did.
angel: hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
after we were being escorted to our seats both of us noticed the two guys beside our table.
no not because they were handsome or anything.
its because they looked GAY?
angel ordered this espirit lemon lime & had difficulty opening it
so i thought could help her.
me: come lar i help you.
guy beside our table: er.. need help?
me: (didnt hear him AT ALL & continues twisting & turning) i can do it! i know i can do it cos i used to do this when i was working in griller last time (continues babbling)
both guys: .......................................
angel: errr.. yating.. yating!! (then silence)
me: ???
guy once again: need help?
me: oh yeah yeah sure. (does a funny face to angel)
guy hands us the opened bottle & we thanked him profusely >.<
wa piang so paiseh lar. i was laughing at myself inside.
so gentlemen!! ^^ *hearts fly* like how many guys will do that lar?
out of 10: NONE lol
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
10:20 PM
HUAT ARH!!
HAPPY CHEENA NEW YEAR!
if you dont want to call, just tell me straight in my bloody face.dont make me WAIT.
FUCK THOSE EFFING BASTARDS LIVING UPSTAIRS.
they have been throwing their rubbish down to our yard since two months ago.
then it stopped for a while. & now they're back. WTFH.
(sorry but im very pissed now)
last time used tissues, now empty plastic cups.
look, i dont care if you are bloody crazy or having a bad flu or what FUCK.
its none of our fucking business.
if it's your fucking old mother who's one leg down the grave
throwing down her infectious used tissues onto our yard,
then FUCKING COME DOWN TO CLEAR IT.
know we have to clear THEIR MESS EVERY FUCKING TIME?!
its just that ive not caught them in action.
(there are three HDBs upstairs lar)
if they one day JI SWAI let me catch them red handed
I WILL TELL MY DADDY & STOMP UP RIGHT AWAY TO FUCK THEM UPSIDE DOWN.
fuckers. do not mess around with us.
this week's exclusive: WHICH FUCKER MIGHT IT BE? 
i suspect its the fourth storey..hmm.suspicious.
mummy says i have natural permed hair. yay.
goofing around with my descendant
wassup?
FUCK GOLDEN MA WAS CLOSED.
BIG BULLY
no roof? 
kor: look at her yellowish plaque infected teeth.
yay to steamboat~!
chef in action 
i swept away all the crab before anyone could stop me.
ooooooooooooo la la~
bye bye mr. krab!
once in a year dinner together
poor crab.
i tried persuading daddy to take a photo with mummy.
SUPER RARE ZHANG FU FAMILY PHOTO.
i suspect its the fourth storey..hmm.suspicious.
mummy says i have natural permed hair. yay.
goofing around with my descendant 
wassup?
FUCK GOLDEN MA WAS CLOSED.mummy & daddy discussing where to go next at the bus stop.
kor & mei posing for the cam lol.
BIG BULLY
no roof? 
kor: look at her yellowish plaque infected teeth.
yay to steamboat~!
chef in action 
i swept away all the crab before anyone could stop me.HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
looks like cruella's hands.
ooooooooooooo la la~
bye bye mr. krab!
once in a year dinner together
poor crab.
i tried persuading daddy to take a photo with mummy.he HATES taking photos.
the first shot he didnt smile. at all.
then me, kor & mei: DADDY SMILE!!
& then we got this ^^
SUPER RARE ZHANG FU FAMILY PHOTO.SUPER SUPER SUPER RARE.
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
KUNG FU DUNK
bloody hell my eye's hurting ):
1:27 PM
HOHOHO HAPPY CHEENA NEW YEAR!!
TO WHO? TO ME!!
COS I KENA EYE INFECTION AGAIN!!
ON THE OTHER EYE SOMEMORE!!
HOHOHO!
LUCKY CHEENA NEW YEAR!
LUCKY CHEENA NEW YEAR!
gee. how many eye infections can one siao char boh get in a lifetime?
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
9:09 PM
MY FAVOURITE SHOW IS BACK ON CHANNEL 8!!
sharon au as chen mei guang guang guang guang.
i love sharon au >.<
i love sharon au >.<
sorry for the bad images & yes, im aware that my tv is in such a wrong position. 
secret recipe with angel (:angel noticed that it was the manager doing everything & not the staff
the manager mopped the floor, served the customers & cleared the tables
while the staff stood around & talked on the phone.
i found it hard to down my cake.:oh what's that?
hmm. i see very affectionate behaviour in public's broad daylight from prematures.they were there for as long as we were in secret recipe. even before we arrived.dont like that larrrrrrrrrr. i know i dont have bf right.i know im gonna be alone on V day right. no need to get lovely dovey in front of me ma. woah like that i will feel sad de leh. lol
we caught this little guy in action!
woah handsome.
gee look at those horses' arses............no. wait i see smthg else.
oh. them again. tsk. little children should get stay away. this is too much excitement for them. lol
i forgot to bring my phone outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ): daddy locked the main gate.....WHICH i dont have the key for. so have to go tiong look for them. mummy changing phone. DADDY BOUGHT HER SONY ERICSSON'S K850i!! wa piang. then daddy, my one lehhhhhhhhh? min hui & i were in mac having fries while waiting for them. then i saw daddy walking past towards the atm. i was puzzled. hmm? isnt mummy the one changing phone? so it was that daddy wanted to give it as a gift for chinese new year/velentine's/birthday presentttttttttttttt. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 
siao liao. now my mummy holds a cooler phone than me. siao liaooooooooooo.
cool!
min hui got HIGH when she found out that mummy intends to give her the old phone. mummy brought min hui & i to the CNY night market!! too bad i didnt take fergie out.
TIRAMISU! hahahahhahaha mummy i love you.
min hui's classmate, peggy's sister, felicia invited me to her bdae partayeeeeeee!!!!!!
hohoho so cute right >.<
& WOOHOO EYE INFECTION HERE I COME.
Monday, February 4, 2008
11:14 PM
just walked back home from tiong.
had prata & milo dinosaur with angel at mr teh tarik's cartel again! ^^
maid abusing a two month old toddler.
tsk. these people make me sick.
why do they do this?
mummy says its most likely cos they want to vent their anger on the child
after getting reprimanded by the parents.
which is so wrong.
alright ill save all the 'no matter what the child is in no wrong' stuff.
just watch the video.
embed was not available due to request. i pity the baby ):
hope ml had fun today!
yes yes ken & i sort of planned today for you.
actually ken had asked a favour from me to help him look for your
LITTLE MISS LATE SHIRT which u wanted so so so so much.
we were shopping in bugis street while waiting for your grand arrival that day.
then u rang up the three of us TOGETHER!
which made me panick a little.
luckily we smart. lol.
ken was so afraid that you would go buy the little miss late shirt again.
ken: eh yating help me make sure ml dont go & buy the shirt again hor!
two more days only help me!
yaintg: aiyah! no problem! count on me.
& then about the wrapping of the present.
ps. i hope you got my note!
for your information
the words in the card were sincerily thought of & written by him,
not assigned by me :D
how? our acting not bad rightttttttttttt. lol
told you mediacorp dont have me is their loss already.
IM THE DRAMA QUEEN OKAY?!!
overall, hope u had fun on your 1st month.
cheers~! (:
1:49 PM
has been updated! (:
3:07 AM
HAPPY FIRST MONTH KEN & ML (:
vivo has these new iMacs that serve as a store locator sponsored by VISA.
gotta admit its cool huh? Mac somemore leh.
i was in vivo to look for rach & angel after dinner.
they were at bottles & bottles having moscato (:i wanted ben & jerry's! jonathan was working there as well.rach & angel were hungry so we switched to THAI ACCENT after my ben&jerry's.
great ambience with a very modern interior.
we chatted about life after death, revival of life & many other supernatural stuff.got quite creepy when a gush of chilly wind blew past (later we changed seats to outside lar)
its fascinating how this world works.
testing fergie (:
we sent rach off & there was this very long flight of stairs(where's the escalator??)
rachel warned us not to follow her up cos then we would have to climb down this flight of stairs.
me: nvm lar you dont know i use roll one meh?
angel: ya lor, then ill slide down by the pole >.<
then she really attempted to slide down i was like: OEI SIAO ARH! scary.
advertising for bottles & bottles (:
the magical flying ballerina ^^
the magical flying ballerina ^^loan shark chasing after debtors
O$P$! 
angel & i waited for jonathan to get off workwe intended to go drink but cheers was closed
i was waiting for my jim beam leh.. )):
then we walked from vivo to bukit merah -.- piang eh.
great exercise but wasted on supper at Mac :D lol
think angel was too tired cos she asked pepper for her corn.then with the most innocent face, i asked: angel why u take pepper?
angel: OH YEAH HOR! im supposed to take salt.
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Sunday, February 3, 2008
6:23 PM
EXTRA EXTRA!
JESLYN IS HAVING HER VERY OWN ONLINE SHOP!
-MY WALKING WARDROBE!
like how cool is that larrrrrrrrrr.. she's just started this little business
so there's still not much stuff yet but soon there will be!
help by patronising (:
prices are absolutely reasonable. i promise.
($13-$17)
& what's more her merchandise are not only the 'IN' thing right now,
but also very cute!
ps. the model is jeslyn herself! ^^
click click click!
12:29 PM
im turning in later & later.
my eyes are getting progressively smaller.
so can someone out there do me a favour by knocking on my door once the clock
reaches midnight to give me a tight slap & tell me to sleep?
i know ken will be the most willing person to this job LOL
went to that ulu 24hrs HK cafe near my place.
the food there sucks a lot
the service sucks too.
the porridge was super watery, so was my peanut paste.
its more like peanut flavoured water.
i felt i paid three bucks to drink water.
ken's almond paste was like glue. eeukk.
& their yuan yang ma chiam CMI lo.
anyway, just dont dine there.
ken left & i fell asleep while watching ml played online games -.-
angel's coming over later! >.<
cook jellyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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