Thursday, February 7, 2008
10:26 PM
hmm. this is what i discovered.
actually it isnt the first time..
BLACK. i own it.
yay yay its the first day of chinese new year!
the time of the year when little children get all dressed up to meet their relatives
say auspicious lines & receive ang bows from people whom they know or not know.






mummy: dont you have anything RED?
me: nope. inside outside i all buy black.
mummy: haiyo..
me: MY HAIR IS RED!!


i pestered kor for a photo on the bus XD
i was bored okayyyy.
i see the way kor plays his PSP non-stop, not giving a damn to anything around him,
i think of dasao & sighs. i pity all those girls out there whose bfs own a PSP.
but only those that bring their PSP along when they go dating with their gf.
that's a big no no. & a big -MINUS-.
(im not talking about my bro here. >.<>
its become a common thing spotting couples
where the guy gets engrossed with his gadget
while the girl's like wasting her time siting beside him
staring into blank space when she's actually with her bf.
that sounds so wrong lar.
go dating bring PSP for what, right? show off?
now everybody has one already so there's no need.
all you'll get is an unhappy girlfriend & extra baggage.
SO DON'T BRING YOUR PSP WHEN YOU GO DATING
cos it really sucks being the girl.
trust me, ive been there before.
aiyah in conclusion:
ALL GUYS WHO OWN A PSP ARE JERKS.
lol all guys are jerks anyway. 
okay so as usual when everyone sees my sister they all go like
aiyohhhhhhhhhh AH PUIIIIIII!! BA BA leh ni!!
(aiyoh you have so much meat!!)
& then start squeezing her fats hahah.
they are like obsessed over her.
when we entered the house i saw someone whom i thought i knew long ago.
OMG it was mega jiejie! (my indonesian cousin)
i found my way to the sofa opposite hers, with my eyes not leaving her one second.
mummy: eh who is this?
mega jiejie: ...*smiles*
mummy: aiyo mega arh!!
mega: *smile gets broader*
mummy: woah you changed so much!
(i took a peek at her brother who used to crush on me.
he was super tall & super big in size. but the face still the same hahaha.)
mummy: haiyooooooooooo!! mega! you still remember who is this? (points to me)
me: (looks at mega with the most anticipating eyes)
mega: yating *looks at me & smilesssssssss*
woah when she said my name i happy til siao can? she still remembers!! YAY!!
she was my favourite jiejie when i was little.
she has completed her university & her sister is in japan studying arts!
HOW COOL IS THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
omg i love mega i love mega i love mega!!
but very soon they had to leave & all the aunties surrounded her
as i struggled keeping my eyes on her, waiting for her to look over here
so that i can wave bye to her.
i wanted to take a photo with her soooooooooooooo much!!
but i was stuck on my chair. hahaha i dont dare to ask her.
I SHY OKAY.
small ones play psp
aiyoh these two arh i tell you. damn cute.
they are like small mischevious hamsters
which i can easily lift up with one arm.
super light lar!
fat one play laptop
medium one play DOTA
big one play psp. tsk tsk.
its a noisy family with different people. big aunt was really cute.
she washed pears & apples & started cutting them for me & min hui.
we were fed non stop. my popo told me to take whatever i want.
be it bak kwa, ferrero rocher, pineapple tarts, love letters,
you name it, she bought it.
& then the fridge?
stocked with stacks & stacks of heineken, carlsberg, tiger beer,
soft drinks & packet drinks.
if there was a war, the first place ill head to is popo's house. LOL
big aunt went around handing tangerines to the adults & shouting
HUAT ARH!
super funny. i was the only one who laughed like a mad cow when she shouts huat arh.
so cute lar! can you imagine your big aunt shouting huat arh to other parents?
& then she said i was LAMB.
woah you very lamb leh.
lamb? i thought. oh she means LAME!
then there goes the non-stop mad cow laughter again.
after collecting my ANG BOWS!! >.<
went down to plaza sing to meet angel (:
i needed to go to the toilet badly.
i had my earpiece blasting loud music when i was on the escalator,
indian guy in his thirties standing in front of me turns around,
smiles at me & says something.
i cringed & removed my earpiece: what?
indian guy: (shyly) i said you look beautiful.
i said thank you with the most disgusted look on my face EVER
& changed the side of my escalator before anyone could say ALIBABA.
what the hell? you do not go around telling people you dont know that they are beautiful right??!! wa piang eh? you want me to get nightmares arh? CHEH.
(beautiful got what use, also nobody want XD)
then another funny guy appeared on the same escalator
but this time i was with angel.
the guy had just knocked off from work, was in uniform
& was talking very loudly on the phone so we noticed him.
he brisked across, taking over us.
think he was in a rush cos angel noticed that
he had forgotten to take his apron off.
so paiseh lar! (i mean for him)
so i began singing an atrocious song with no melody:
OHHHHHH APRONNN!!! APRON!!
he ran off. -.-
me to angel: dont say i never help him hor. i did.
angel: hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

after we were being escorted to our seats both of us noticed the two guys beside our table.
no not because they were handsome or anything.
its because they looked GAY?
angel ordered this espirit lemon lime & had difficulty opening it
so i thought could help her.
me: come lar i help you.
guy beside our table: er.. need help?
me: (didnt hear him AT ALL & continues twisting & turning) i can do it! i know i can do it cos i used to do this when i was working in griller last time (continues babbling)
both guys: .......................................
angel: errr.. yating.. yating!! (then silence)
me: ???
guy once again: need help?
me: oh yeah yeah sure. (does a funny face to angel)
guy hands us the opened bottle & we thanked him profusely >.<
wa piang so paiseh lar. i was laughing at myself inside.
so gentlemen!! ^^ *hearts fly* like how many guys will do that lar?
out of 10: NONE lol